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How well do you know dad jokes?

by Roy Jenkins June 28, 2021, 10:58 pm 1k Views

How well do you know dad jokes

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How does a penguin build his house?

With twigs

Igloos it together

With velcro. It's a total rip off

Very carefully

Correct! Wrong!

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it's a joke about construction

When it's full of cheese

When it makes a faux pa

When it becomes apparent

Correct! Wrong!

Did you get a haircut?

No, the barber was already busy.

Yes, Bob gave me a bob

A haircut? No, I got them all cut.

I wear a wig.

Correct! Wrong!

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction, so I...

Packed up my stuff and right

Asked her no to call me pointless

Tunneled to the center of the Earth

Left of South Carolina

Correct! Wrong!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Because it was a funny one

Because it was the best one the boy's father ever made

Because he says what they want to hear

Correct! Wrong!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A blindfish

A nightfish

An eyespot pufferfish

Fsssh

Correct! Wrong!

Why was the cemetery so popular?

Because the dead have no standards

Because it was a nice place to sit while reading a book

Because people were dying to get it

BEcause they have th best R.I.P. address

Correct! Wrong!

Can February march?

March, no, but April may

Who's February and where does she want to go?

It's too cold to go outside

Only on Presidents' Day

Correct! Wrong!

What time did the man go to the dentist?

A quarter before three

Tooth hurt-y

Two thirty

When he needed a check-up

Correct! Wrong!

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie in it

Tell it a Dad joke

Shake it out

Play the rhythm and tissues

Correct! Wrong!

How well do you know dad jokes?

Novice

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Regular

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Expert

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Master

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Do you think you know well enough all the dad jokes? Complete this dad jokes quiz and see how well you know them and if you are suitable to make dad jokes in the future.

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Born and raised in Tennessee. I got my master's degree in journalism at Georgetown University and decided to become a content writer specialized in quizzes. Fun fact: my friends call me "Wikipedia".

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Born and raised in Tennessee. I got my master's degree in journalism at Georgetown University and decided to become a content writer specialized in quizzes. Fun fact: my friends call me "Wikipedia".

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